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Kenny Pickett 

The act of replacing your girlfriend with a hotter, better, finer, more beautiful looking specimen.

Because lets all be real. We all dated that one fucking ogre looking mf who smelled like rancid dog ass and who would flirt with a fucking stone if given the chance.
Guy 1: Bro I just Kenny Pickett my girl. She looked like a troll fetus!

Guys friends: That's what we have been trying to tell you!
Kenny Pickett by HughJass1986 July 9, 2023

david pickett

David Pickett is a man who really loves his Zom Zoms and Flamey boys
David Pickett: “Were you vaping in the bathroom Lilly?”

Lilly: “No I was doing the macarena with David Pickett”
david pickett by Thickypotpie April 14, 2022

jace pickett 

Jace pickett is an amazing caring guy. He will always be there for you and is willing to fight for what he wants. When he falls in love, he falls hard!! He is so sweet and will always have your back. If you have him as your boyfriend you are one lucky girl because there is no one like him!!❤❤❤
Oml... Have you seen jace pickett
jace pickett by Ashley Claire February 26, 2019

Julia Pickett 

A nasty bitch who is two-faced, knowone likes her in high school. She has a stang pussy.
Guy: i'd Hate to be her. she is a julia pickett
Girl: She is a Julia Pickett
The legendary god who winked at Chuck Norris’s mom and she was instantly pregnant with one bad ass baby.
Pickett showed Chucks mom what’s up
Pickett by Sizzling jay January 22, 2020

Tanners Pickett 

A Tanners Pickett is when somebody jacks off during class but somehow never gets caught.
Person 1: "Look at that dude, he is totally doing a Tanners Pickett"
Person 2: "In the middle of History?"
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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