7 definitions by breakfastskillet

Eishete

An Eishete is a person who is so short but thinks they are intimidating and powerful kind of like a

Chihuahua.

Person 1:"Why is this guy tryna attack me bro is literally 5'2! Stupid Eishete!"

by breakfastskillet March 19, 2022

Brick Style

"Brick Style" is when someone takes a shit so excruciating and painful, it sounds like they are shitting out a Masonry Brick.

Person 1:"OH GOD JESUS PLEASE HELP ME, WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS PLEASE SAVE ME!"
Person 2: "Why is he being so loud?"
Person 3: "He's taking a shit. Brick Style."
Person 2: "Oh god"

by breakfastskillet June 5, 2022

Ted Cruz

A man who was born with less than average brain cell count (sub 1000 to be specific), And the Zodiac Killer.

Person 1: "Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer 100%"
Person 2: "for real"

by breakfastskillet June 5, 2022

Tanners Pickett

A Tanners Pickett is when somebody jacks off during class but somehow never gets caught.

Person 1: "Look at that dude, he is totally doing a Tanners Pickett"
Person 2: "In the middle of History?"

by breakfastskillet March 16, 2022

Sermonating

Sermonating is when a person in a conversation, suddenly starts spewing bible verses like a sermon.

Person 1: "Bro have you played Elden Ring yet?"
Person 2:"That game is unholy, Timothy 2:15 Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth."

Person 1: "Stop Sermonating"

by breakfastskillet June 5, 2022

Charamga

A Charamga is a person who tells unfunny jokes, but nobody wants to break it to them that nobody finds them funny.

Charamga: "Deez nuts your mom among us"
Person 1: "Holy shit will this idiot shut up"
Person 2: "Nah he is a total Charamga"

by breakfastskillet March 18, 2022

Betodile

A Betodile is a person who says blatantly stupid things and does not elaborate.

Betodile: "I think that Mars is a square"
Person 1: "What are you saying????"
Person 2: "He is such a fucking Betodile"

by breakfastskillet March 18, 2022