Pricititis 

A non-lethal and rare form of autism found in kids ages 7-15 and adults 50+. Known as Pricititis because of its extremely expensive treatment procedures. Symptoms include an intense shaking of the hands, painful urination containing blood, and consumption of energy drinks.

Pricititis is the third most rare disease in the world.

Pricititis by GOT_WIC March 20, 2019

hyper-primitivism 

Anarcho-primitivism in the age of hyper-realism.

Organic existentialism shaped by virtual reality.

A designative-infrastructural unity of nature and technology.

Technology which is organic at the level of material design.

Defined by matter-agnostic consciousness.

Culture in the age of supramodernism (between hypermodernism and metamodernism).

A subset of anarcho-realism.

Hyper-primitivism, a subset of anarcho-realism, is a sensual state in which consciousness, designed by hyperreality, unites with organicism.

hyper-primitivism by sandraxine June 8, 2018

anarcho-primitivism 

Anarcho-traditionalism; eco-fascism; autarky

Anarcho-primitivism is a rebellion against the ethos of modernism

anarcho-primitivism by sandraxine August 3, 2017

Anarcho-primitivist

Someone who would like to see the abolition of all power relations of hierachy, coercion, domination, and exploitation that was brought about by the shift from hunter-gatherer to agriculture.

Every hunter gatherer in the world is an anarcho-primitivist and proof that it works.

Anarcho-primitivist by Ted Slade September 4, 2010

Prepititis B

A disease that causes the host to become a pansy and wear clothes from Aeropostale and Hollister.

Symptoms can range from: hanging around with lots of other Prepititis sufferers, being a cheerleader/football player, making fun of the more geeky types, and spreading stupid rumors about stupid people.

oh my gosh, those cheerleaders and their boyfriends have a severe case of Prepititis B.

Prepititis B by kisukeriley94 July 28, 2011

Traditionalist Primitivism 

Tradprim

Unites archeo-futurism, technological primitivism (accelerationism), and anarcho-primitivism into a meta-specific paradigm.

Meta-representation of fascism uniting the left and right spectra of supramodernism.

Traditionalist primitivism unites the materialist right with the material left in a meta-representational paradigm.

Traditionalist Primitivism by sandraxine September 11, 2018

meta-primitivism 

Traditionalist primitivism.

A paradigm in which the relationship between archeo-futurism, technological accelerationism, and anarcho-primitivism is schematized as meta-specific.

Meta-primitivism employs contra-referentialization specifically technogical accelerationism to move postmodern subjectivity toward mediumatic annihilation or anihilism.

Meta-primitivism is a meta-punk paradigm in which a new medium can only emerge from extant technogical collapse.

meta-primitivism by sandraxine September 15, 2018