Prewatched

Common word being used on reaction streamers that predict events in YouTube videos, catching viewers off guard.
It implies the streamer and social media personality has watched the video before and is aware of any events happening in the video.

Steamer: "There's a banana split in that suitcase probably" 10 sec later, banana split in that suitcase.
Audience: "PREWATCHED, HOW DID HE KNOW"
Audience: "PREWATCHED LMAOO CAUGHT"

Prewatched by InternetArchiver August 2, 2025

Preached 

When you disrobe in an office bathroom, and intentionally not lock the door so that an unsuspecting co-worker will walk in.

Dude, did you hear what happened to Brian? He went to use the bathroom, and Mike totally Preached him.

Preached by Bigapples1 April 13, 2018

never preached 

To tell the truth.

Debra: It's a long walk around Biltmore Estates. I'm glad I wore my sneakers.
Candace: You ain't never preached before in your life.

Josh: It's a blessing that Hillary wasn't elected.
Caleb: Son, you ain't never preached before in your life.

never preached by myspecialmagic November 12, 2016

preached out 

An unsolicited message explaining your error and the consequences of said error.

The help desk preached out to me about my support ticket.

preached out by ALitteBitOfBitter May 6, 2020

preached anus 

An anus after church.

Ie: man, that pastor was huge. Gave me a Preached Anus

preached anus by SoakedStew7 April 8, 2021