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pretty titty 

a man with hair-less, smooth, soft titties.
let me feel your pretty titty.
pretty titty by nate deering August 27, 2006
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Pretty Titty 

Silhouettes Showbar . A fun, laid back , corner bar type strip club in Coopersburg Pa. Hot chicks, fun staff and never a dull moment . Due to the reputation of girls with gorgeous full natural breasts it was nicknamed the “Pretty Titty”. However, when locals were angry that it opened back in the day they would call it the “shitty titty” to try to hurt business . Now it is a local staple which many couples even frequent now because of the welcoming , fun environment.
Hey guys let’s go to the Pretty Titty and grab some drinks and play some pool.

pretty titty 

identifying a girl who isn't hot, but has large breasts
Yo check out that girl, shes pretty titty
pretty titty by jc May 6, 2004

handsome boy / pretty titty parking 

Ideal parking close to the entrance/venue. Usually gender specific
Yo! You scored some handsome boy / pretty titty parking right out front?!

Litty titty and pretty 

Going to bars or parties with your best friend, getting mad drunk and one of you would throw up and end up passing out at each other’s house.
Dam bro, remember when we got litty titty and pretty last week? Yea let’s not do that again.

*following week it happens again

Titty-to-pretty ratio

Titty-to-pretty ratio (TPR) is a subjective measure of a female's overall physical attractiveness, weighted positively by the mass of titties. It is determined by the ratio of sweatermeat relative to facial attractiveness. A TPR of 10:10 is a perfect female, whereas a 0:10 is a perfect flat-chested female and a 10:0 is a ridiculously endowed butter face. A TPR threshold is a ratio of personal preference below which titty cannot exceed pretty for the purposes of copulation.
I'm temporarily lowering my Titty-to-pretty ratio threshold to 5-5 because we're in Iceland and here a 10 is a 5.

pretty titties 

a term used to describe something the speaker holds to be cool, novel or fun.
pretty titties by sssssteve June 15, 2007
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