Pretexpert

A pretentious and questionable "expert" whose opinion holds no more weight than the average joe.

Pretexperts are often found lurking in the depths of A Current Affair with Tracy Grimshaw but are NEVER TO BE TRUSTED.

by Miscellameous January 20, 2015

pretexter

n. - a person who pretends that they can text message quickly in public, to impress those watching.

He says he can send messages at 78 words per minute, but he's a pretexter. He sends nothing to no one at that speed.

by YTONTHEMOON September 15, 2009