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n. - a person who pretends that they can text message quickly in public, to impress those watching.
He says he can send messages at 78 words per minute, but he's a pretexter. He sends nothing to no one at that speed.
by YTONTHEMOON September 14, 2009
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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