pantesticles

Pants that have testicles built in.

Person 1: Woah, you have a huge pantesticles.
Person B: WTF? No seriously, your mom's pantesticles.

by Schmoodle the talking poodle February 4, 2006

fantesticles

\fan-ˈtes-ti-kəls\
adjective: the feeling of wind blowing between your balls

Pope: This beach is so breezy
Jazz: i feel so fantesticles

by iampope December 13, 2009

Pretesticles

Imaginary testicles. Unreal gonads added through pretend.

Theodore has pretesticles.

Raphaellita kicked her broken car's pretesticles.

"The Chicago Field Museum has a new exhibit, Danny."
"Oh, really! What about?"
"Lorryia formosa, The Pretesticle of Mites"

by John Chapman (Actual Size) January 18, 2009