pantesticles 

Pants that have testicles built in.

Person 1: Woah, you have a huge pantesticles.
Person B: WTF? No seriously, your mom's pantesticles.

pantesticles by Schmoodle the talking poodle February 4, 2006

fantesticles 

\fan-ˈtes-ti-kəls\
adjective: the feeling of wind blowing between your balls

Pope: This beach is so breezy
Jazz: i feel so fantesticles

fantesticles by iampope December 13, 2009

Pretesticles 

Imaginary testicles. Unreal gonads added through pretend.

Theodore has pretesticles.

Raphaellita kicked her broken car's pretesticles.

"The Chicago Field Museum has a new exhibit, Danny."
"Oh, really! What about?"
"Lorryia formosa, The Pretesticle of Mites"

Pretesticles by John Chapman (Actual Size) January 18, 2009