President of the United States: "Its time for a total war on terror"
Translation: "Its time to rob these Arab bastards of every drop of oil they have"

President of the United States by An Angry Human Being June 25, 2016

President of the United States

Joe Biden

Joe Biden is the president of the United States of America.

President of the United States by anonymous November 8, 2020

President of the United States

The highest-ranking politician in the United States, able to veto congressional legislation and sign executive orders. Despite often being considered the most powerful man in the world, the job actually requires relatively little technical skill to perform since a President can rely on their administration to formulate policy and write executive orders, speeches, statements etc. This is demonstrated by the fact that most of the recent Presidents at the time of writing have either been senile or dangerously stupid.

“The President of the United States” is a phrase that Americans like to say with relish.

“And then I see the disinfectant where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning?” ~The President of the United States

President of the United States by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

President of the United States of America

The one job in existence which requires absolutely no skill. One of the greater dangers of living in the United States and to an extent, anywhere in the world is that anybody can be one. That's just the risk you take.

President of the United States of America by Yet another loser you don\'t know July 7, 2003

President of the United States of America

Just another politician.

Ignorant man: ''The President of the United States of America is going to give a speech, we must all gather around and watch... shhhh shhh!!''

Cynic:<Arnold slaps ignorant man>: ''WAKE THE FUCK UP!!''

President of the United States of America by TruthHurts187 March 30, 2013

23rd President of the United States of America

Definitely not Funny Valentine, but it's Benjamin Harrison.

23rd President of the United States of America: You thought I'm Funny Valentine but it was me, Benjamin Harrison.

23rd President of the United States of America by Im not Dio dude April 24, 2022

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026