It’s almost like a practice round for your wedding proposal, typically this could be the giving of a promise ring in a way that mimics an actual marriage proposal. People who typically do this are teenagers in relationships who legally can’t get married or propose to their significant other so instead of just giving them a promise ring, they go through the motions of an actual marriage proposal with the promise ring.
“Babe I want to get married/ I want to marry you.”
“We can’t legally get married yet we are both only 16.”
“Then I want a preposal.”
“We can’t legally get married yet we are both only 16.”
“Then I want a preposal.”
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A proposal of marriage made by two young children for fun (ex. when playing house), or for real. Neither is expected to uphold their end of the bargain, and it is often forgotten as the children age
We were so young I did not expect him to remember our sandbox proposal, but here he is eighteen years later with a ring.
by SkyAlexander June 30, 2016
Get the sandbox proposal mug.When a man takes a knee to propose to said lady, and after is all said and done is sporting major wood on the way up.
And as Jason said "Will you marry me?" she could'nt help but notice the massive erection in wake of all the emotion.
she simply replied "Do you have a proposal boner?"
"Why, yes I do..."
"Well then yes, I will marry you"
she simply replied "Do you have a proposal boner?"
"Why, yes I do..."
"Well then yes, I will marry you"
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After many failed relationships, Jake was debating whether he should try the proposal. He took a knee and settled in for what was to be an extended session of left handed trackpadding and right handed tug toning, all while maintaing proper posture and good line of sight.
by greenspan November 29, 2012
Get the the proposal mug./n/ suggestion made in satire, from the famous original by Jonathan Swift, in which he suggested solving the Irish potato famine by eating babies. See also straw man
A modest proposal: our new school dress policy should require all students to go entirely without clothes or jewelry, to reduce rampant comsumerism and objectionable messages on T-Shirts.
by pete mac May 6, 2007
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Jennifer: Did you hear that Bill is marrying his girlfriend? It was so cute!
Bill: It was a poop proposal.
Jennifer: EWW!
Bill: It was a poop proposal.
Jennifer: EWW!
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