Pregposal is when you knock up your girlfriend and you both think the solution to this mess is to propose to her while she is pregnant under the assumption it will absolve sins.
A wedding proposal that consists of a naked man walking up to a table covered in flour which he proceeds to fart on and blow away, revealing lettering in stuck flour that reads 'Will you marry me?'.
A female of small build, like a bird, but large belly due to infiltration of male seed. Often walks with a waddle late in her term. Easily agitated with the ability to acquire a wide spectrum of moods in a short period of time.
A pregnant woman who believes the world revolves around her and the spawn baking in her uterus. These women most likely had large and elaborate weddings with several rules and regulations for the groom, wedding attendants, and the guests (also see Bridezilla or beebee). Attention must be on her at all times. Caution, tantrums will ensue and Armageddon will occur if she does not get what she wants. Women can become one with no warning at any time from conception to birth.
Barbara: You know, Alexis is really becoming a Preggosaurus Rex.
Cindy: Really? Why?
Barbara: Because, that biatch put the Orbit travel system, baby Bellini custom made furniture, and Abercrombi and Fitch Kids on her baby registry. AND she also is throwing her own shower because her sister is fed up and expects us to pay $56 per person at the St. Regis Hotel for the party!
Cindy: Say wwwwuuuuuttt?! I was just going to get her a 3-pack of bibs from Target.
A proposal of marriage made by two young children for fun (ex. when playing house), or for real. Neither is expected to uphold their end of the bargain, and it is often forgotten as the children age
We were so young I did not expect him to remember our sandbox proposal, but here he is eighteen years later with a ring.