PregPosal

Pregposal is when you knock up your girlfriend and you both think the solution to this mess is to propose to her while she is pregnant under the assumption it will absolve sins.

She tricked her Polish boyfriend into a Pregposal

by Chang Qou August 6, 2016

Fart Proposal

A wedding proposal that consists of a naked man walking up to a table covered in flour which he proceeds to fart on and blow away, revealing lettering in stuck flour that reads 'Will you marry me?'.

My boyfriend fart-proposed to me yesterday. I said yes! His fart proposal was amazing!

by hermandogonzales December 13, 2010

pregosaurus

A female of small build, like a bird, but large belly due to infiltration of male seed. Often walks with a waddle late in her term. Easily agitated with the ability to acquire a wide spectrum of moods in a short period of time.

The only creature more dangerous than the T-REX was the pregosaurus.

by okcmatt April 17, 2011

Preggosaurus Rex

A pregnant woman who believes the world revolves around her and the spawn baking in her uterus. These women most likely had large and elaborate weddings with several rules and regulations for the groom, wedding attendants, and the guests (also see Bridezilla or beebee). Attention must be on her at all times. Caution, tantrums will ensue and Armageddon will occur if she does not get what she wants. Women can become one with no warning at any time from conception to birth.

Barbara: You know, Alexis is really becoming a Preggosaurus Rex.

Cindy: Really? Why?

Barbara: Because, that biatch put the Orbit travel system, baby Bellini custom made furniture, and Abercrombi and Fitch Kids on her baby registry. AND she also is throwing her own shower because her sister is fed up and expects us to pay $56 per person at the St. Regis Hotel for the party!

Cindy: Say wwwwuuuuuttt?! I was just going to get her a 3-pack of bibs from Target.

by Principal_Dannie January 13, 2010

pregnosaur

A derogatory word for a pregnant woman.

Made famous by Al Bundy in Married With Children in Season 6 Episode 5.

Al Bundy "This is the thing that can happen if you let pregnosaurs rule the earth."

by Rasta Clat January 13, 2010

sandbox proposal

A proposal of marriage made by two young children for fun (ex. when playing house), or for real. Neither is expected to uphold their end of the bargain, and it is often forgotten as the children age

We were so young I did not expect him to remember our sandbox proposal, but here he is eighteen years later with a ring.

by SkyAlexander June 30, 2016

Proposal Boner

When a man takes a knee to propose to said lady, and after is all said and done is sporting major wood on the way up.

And as Jason said "Will you marry me?" she could'nt help but notice the massive erection in wake of all the emotion.

she simply replied "Do you have a proposal boner?"

"Why, yes I do..."

"Well then yes, I will marry you"

by italion donkey October 2, 2010