Precum baby 

An excuse given by many to explain an unintended pregnancy who don't want to admit that they forgot to pull out or take the pill.Everyone seems to know someone who supposedly had a precum baby,and it always seems to be someone they know remotely,i.e. a friend of a friend of their cousin's babysitter's sister.

Britney: "My sister's best friend's neighbor's cousin's wife's friend's half-sister had a precum baby."

Sarah: "You mean your sister's best friend's neighbor's cousin's wife's friend's half-sister's boyfriend didn't get it out in time."

Precum baby by GrammarKnozzy March 27, 2013

Precum baby 

A baby who's success, intelligence, and achievements is limited because it originates from ejaculation that have not been fully developed yet.

"Joe couldn't graduate community college."

"Why?"
"BECAUSE he's a precum baby."

Precum baby by Clyp May 27, 2015

precum baby 

a lovechild born to a couple who used “pulling out” as a form of birth control.

I felt pretty good about my childhood until Mom and Dad sat me down and told me I’m actually a precum baby

precum baby by dropd4thewin July 24, 2021

Pre cum baby 

Instead of calling someone autistic you call them this implying since pre cum is considered dead they are also brain dead

Shut up you pre cum baby

Pre cum baby by Sugmanuts December 31, 2018

Pre cum baby 

Someone who can be described as braindead/incompetent/low IQ

Ryan: Wow Candice is really dumb
Trevor: She's a pre cum baby

Pre cum baby by nasty little sewer rat May 11, 2023