Prarie blumpkin 

Prarie Blumpkin, and verb. This is where a dude gets blown in a hot porta pottie, and as the guy getting blown cuts, he blasts his buddy in the face with an egg.

"What did you do this weekend? "
"Not much, drank some white claws and hung out with the boyz got me a Prarie Blumpkin"

Prarie blumpkin by Saker November 22, 2024

Prarie Blumpkin 

Is when your homie is giving you a blowjob and right when you're about to cum, you throw an egg at his head

I never knew what a prarie blumpkin was, until I got a forehead kiss by my best friends pocket egg while giving him a blowjob.

Prarie Blumpkin by AK guy's yolk throat December 7, 2024

Praire Blumpkin 

When your blowing your homie, and during the climax, the blower throws an egg in the face of the blowee, who is simultaneously pooping.

Often used as act to demonstrate extreme coordination and devotion to your truest of homies in the face of an adversary.

Brandon and Cody haven't left eachother sides sense BUDs, I heard Brandon gave Cody a Praire Blumpkin.

Praire Blumpkin by Dys_vet October 22, 2024

Prairie Blumpkin 

When your homie is blowing you and throws an egg in your face.

Did you see Nick giving Richard a prairie blumpkin the other day?

Prairie Blumpkin by Chaka2A October 22, 2024

Prairie Blumpkin 

When your homie is blowing you so you throw an egg in his face

As I watch PepperBox TV my homie was giving my a prairie Blumpkin. He was a natural and didn't even close his eyes when I threw the egg at him.

Prairie Blumpkin by Dropped_as_a_Baby October 22, 2024

Prairie blumpkin 

When an individual is receiving oral sex from a good friend and the recipient throws an egg in his or hers face.

“I was getting a really toothy blowjob from Cody the other day so I hit him with a gnarly prairie blumpkin.”

Prairie blumpkin by Wooglas October 23, 2024

Prairie Blumpkin 

Derived from "prairie oyster", a prairie blumpkin is when you're buddy is giving you head and you throw an egg in his face. Origins trace back to "Let Him Cook" from Pepperbox.tv

I was getting head from Jerry in the woods when I decided that it would be much better to turn it into a prairie blumpkin with my handy pocket egg

Prairie Blumpkin by legendchecker October 23, 2024