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Prairie-Doggin'

Ever held a dump in so long that you can feel it trying to come out of your ass, so you suck it back in using intense strength from your sphincter, only for it to poke it's head out again? Yeah. That.
"Dude, I was walking around Blockbuster last night and had to take a dump SO bad! They didn't have a bathroom so I was prairie-doggin' while I frantically searched for Hannibal!"
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Prairie Doggin 

v. The uncomfortable sensation resulting from a turd repeatedly pressing against the rectal sphincter and having to be squeezed back in; analogous to a prairie dog popping its head in & out of its burrow.
Damn, I gotta find me a shitter fast cuz I'm prairie doggin one monster of a log!
Prairie Doggin by nemo November 4, 2002

prairie doggin'

when you gotta go #2 so bad-the prairie dogs' head is peekin out of his hole
prairie doggin' by turd December 23, 2002

prairie doggin'

When you have to poop so bad that it sticks out of your anus and says hello, like a prairie dog.
Man, I ate so much that I was prairie doggin'.
prairie doggin' by Bridget's ass September 29, 2003

prairie doggin 

When a person has to take a dump REAL bad, it wants to come out, but you force it back in with your butt muscles. Like a prairie dog poking his head out of his hole and popping back in over and over.
kid....DAD!!! You gotta stop at a gas station! I'm prairie doggin back here
Dad...be quiet and sit on your moms purse or something!.
prairie doggin by crabbie patty September 1, 2011

prairie doggin 

When u have a humongo turd ready to come out but are no where near a toilet. It pops out and goes back in, like a prairie dog coming out of its hole abd going back in.

AKA:Turtle Head Poking Out
" man i got to take a major shit" other guys says " oh prairie doggin are we" and then u both laugh
prairie doggin by Russ April 2, 2004

Prairie Doggin 

A large hard turd being sucked in and out of a body cavity by use of the sphyncter muscle.
Synonym - "Cresting"
Dude, I gotta find a shitter 'cause I'm Prairie Doggin it right now
Prairie Doggin by Nutty McPoop January 24, 2003
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