peacunt
peacunt by Blueknightess March 24, 2005
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precuntal vortex
The wonderfully heady "I think I'm in love" feeling experienced by the male when being seduced by a new female partner during which time the female cooks for him, does his laundry, and provides fellatio during sex, usually culminating in marriage and/or fatherhood, whereupon the true female erupts and the male finds he has been saddled with fatherhood and associated financial responsibility, long dry spells of no sex, and the rapid accumulation of enormous debt for which the female takes no responsibility (often resulting in, or generated by, separation or especially divorce).
precuntal vortex by BiggerD December 9, 2009
Peacunt Butter
When (generally a man) someone buys a fresh jar of peanut butter (usually creamy but the pro's use chunky) and carves a vagina into it then proceeds to have sex with the vagina carved peanut butter.
Peacunt Butter by Balls in Your Orange Julius September 11, 2013
Paracunt
Sharing similarities with a paradox, this cunt is a walking contradiction. Though the 'para' in this classification isn't similar to the one in paradox, it's more so the inebriation levels of the cunt in question. The Paracunt is normally regarded as a messiah or higher ranking individual in their communities, either stemming from holding the record for bucket bongs consumed before passing out or being hated by the most police officers in their local town. The Paracunt survives by sticking to a strict diet of VB cans, winny reds, toasted sandwiches and kiff he normally acquires with stolen property or giving a promise to make a batch of cookies. The Paracunt is of no harm to anyone, other than themselves, due to hepatitis C and cirrhosis of the liver. They are commonly compared at a gravel ant and a common household fly, but research has confirmed these beings to be of higher intelligence than the Paracunt. Also, normally has no teeth and in most cases a Collingwood Football Club life member.
Ralph: look at that cunt there, he's off his fucking head. Probably doesn't even know his name.
Nev: he's a paracunt Ralphy, he's fucked.
Nev: he's a paracunt Ralphy, he's fucked.
Paracunt by angrygoat6 January 18, 2019
precunt
A phrase, used to begin sentences, that the user feels will buffer them against causing offence/hurt but which actually increase the effect of the latter part of the sentence tenfold.
peacunt
During the mating season the peacock flares out its feathers when trying to get the attention of the peacunt.
peacunt by Magic Mocha September 17, 2010
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