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The sound a disappointing little turd makes when it hits the toilet water
Dude, I took so much Norco for my messed up knee, that I almost Elvised myself working out a poyt....
Poyt by emmettaclown September 18, 2015
Words you can keep
If you can’t spell Piotr, just say Poyter.
Hey POYT! POYTER! You’re the man.
poyter by Poyter January 11, 2018

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Are you even sane anymore? This is the almost utmost level of absolute boredom. You probably got this combination by typing two letters at a time (skipping two inbetween) then going back.
Friend 1: finally, i found a combo that isnt taken, poytwqdfjknbxzcvmlhgsaerui!
Friend 2: haha new definition go brrrrrrrr
Friend 1: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
A fucking sexy ass cat actually named Peter that occasionally gets FUCKED.
I'm gonna fuck poyta so dumb hard tonight.
poyta by Poyta February 17, 2018

Jordan Poythress 

That nigga Jordan Poythress is a midget
Jordan Poythress by Yurl Tarded June 15, 2020

Courteney Poythress 

The most admirable girl on the freakin planet! This girl is usually found in the outskirts of Wilson, N.C. in her chevrolet cavilier, looking sexy as hell! A.K.A. Creole
Guy#1:Dude! Did you see Courteney Creole this weekend?
Guy#2:Hell yeah dude, she was the most beautiful girl i have ever seen!
Guy#1:Yeah shes awesome dude....
Courteney Poythress by T-mas February 28, 2005

Poythress 

1. an asshole; very sarcastic

2. An athlete who's tutor does all of his work, and gives him test answers so he can pass.

3. A male confused about his sexuality, at times thinks he is gay

4. Often called delicious by fans; has big forearms
He offended me with his Poythress remarks.

That Poythress man spoke in my health class.

That guy has Poythress arms.
Poythress by asdfjkl;! May 16, 2007
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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