Potto 

A fat little lard

Look at that little goblin eating all the berries - such a potto

Potto by tingomingo March 25, 2020

potto 

A person who is either autistic or cannot spell for shit.

Wow that guy sure is a potto after looking at him

OR

I am a Potto... i mean a Potato

potto by Gethorn January 26, 2014

going to the woodso to do some Potto 

Ironically saying you are smoking pot.

you are saying you are doing pot but you are actually making a general statement about hanging out and having fun. It means you are trying to hang out with your friends and chill.

we're going to the woodso to do some potto

going to the woodso to do some Potto by xXkrzylulzXx November 6, 2010

Potato D 

It’s what ur best friend has.

That’s my best friend. She got potato d

Potato D by Potato Z August 26, 2021

Ponto'd 

The act of getting disconnected from an online game due to being afk

I went to grab a snack and by the time I got back I was ponto'd

Ponto'd by EasyDubbss May 4, 2022

potty potato 

Slang for a very large, solid bowel movement

I dropped a potty potato and it clgged the toilet.

potty potato by dirtdoctor July 13, 2009

because potato 

Expression used to communicate that a decision was made without any justification.

She voted for Hillary, because potato.

because potato by _ROV_ June 29, 2018