Potato Play 

Potato Play (PP), the love of or sexual attraction to potato’s.

Can also refer to ones use of potato’s during sexual activity.

Damn that potato is hella hot.
I love me some potato play

Potato Play by basictwigtwigcat May 18, 2018

potato chip player 

Basically, the backseat driver of video gaming. It is the annoying guy that sits next to you on the couch munching potato chips while incoherently jabbering about what you "should" be doing and playing grabsies with your controller.

he doesn't ever share the chips either.

"move left" ...munch much... "you know...you go in that door...you get a free life dude" ...munch munch...

"you're such a potato chip player!"

potato chip player by wateriestfire September 1, 2007

Potato chip eating player 

A complete dumbass that's bad at everything and likes big hairy men.

That guy is a real potato chip eating player

Potato chip eating player by SkinnyP69 September 30, 2016

Playing Hot Potato with a Pineapple 

Desperately trying to ditch an object that harms its holder.

In the Ready Player One movie, the High Five were passing along Chucky the Living doll in hopes of not getting stabbed. They were Playing Hot Potato with a Pineapple. ...get it? Li-like a grenade?

Playing Hot Potato with a Pineapple by The Logical Fallacy May 29, 2018