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potato god 

hank is definitely the potato god of his clique
potato god by Unicornboi February 25, 2017

The potato god 

The potato god is a god of the potatoes and shall be respected where ever she is.
Person A: I don't like potatoes

Person B: Ruh to craggy, The potato god will punish you now!

a carrot in god's potato field 

a) a social misfit, but someone who still somehow functions within their society.

b ) a person who doesn't follow professionally in the footsteps of either parent
dude 1) i can't understand why my parents don't appreciate me more. i want to a history teacher; my mom is a chemist, and dad is an engineer.

dude 2) did you lol ever consider that you might be a carrot in god's potato field, and that your parents wanted you to professionally follow in their footsteps. (starts laughing)

potato sex goddes 

The only remaining potato sex goddess is known as Halley Rose Haynes.It contains a fairly large amount of swag and is the most beautiful creature known to man
that chick is hot,not as hot as the potato sex goddess though.
potato sex goddes by mr.peepants November 24, 2013
a small electronic device for playing and storing digital audio and video files.
Jimminy was listening to music on his potatoPod
potatoPod by Real_smart_guy_😏 August 30, 2022

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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