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To get ready for something that already happened
I realized that I had postpared after I saw that I had read the date wrong
Postpare by Kingturboturtle May 27, 2022
In the morning, I prepare for work. After a long day of work, I postpare and relax

postparty depression 

The let-down experienced after the anticipation and execution of a great party.
Dude, I've got a major case of postparty depression!
postparty depression by leelee6496 December 9, 2008

postpartying depression 

A condition that occurs in people who have been partying heavily for a continuous period of time and come to a sudden cease of this activity. Often accompanied by symptoms of fatigue, insomnia, crying episodes, irritability and a general sense of hopelessness, due to psychological adjustments to regular everyday life.
- Why are you so mopy today? - why, I miss partying man! I think I got postpartying depression! Everything's back to "normal" now; shit, I hate it! I ain't ready dude! and my next party's till I don't know when. I don't know what I'm gonna do ...
postpartying depression by Cybercass December 26, 2009

postpartum retardation 

a disorder, typically affecting women, that causes extreme stupidity or loss of personality following the gestation and birth of a child. Symptoms can include obsessing about the baby, giving of outrageously crazy names, treating the childless as second-class citizens, and seeing their demonic heathens as little angels and refusing to listen to reason.
That woman with the postpartum retardation parked her triple-wide stroller DIRECTLY in front of the entrance to the womens' bathroom and gave the death glare to anyone who asked her to move it.

Beach postpartum depression 

When you leave a beach vacation and have to get back to the real world. First few days you have serious depression.
I can't get out of the bed today because I have beach postpartum depression.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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