Posey food 

Food that comes out on your plate all stylish and shit. Usually expensive. Usually takes two spoonfuls to eat. Usually your here on a date with some guy trying to show off. Usually the name of the establishment is simple like: 'Bills' or 'Noir' or something arty farty like that.

You hear other tossers beside you saying things like : "oh darling! This venison is DEVINE" and "Oh the quails egg just goes scrumptiously with this raisin".

Girl 1: Oh went to dinner last night in that new fancy restaurant that opened in town
Girl 2: Oooooooh I heard it serves fabulous food and the chef came over from England where he used to be a head chef in London!!
Girl 1: Nah! Served over priced posey food. Stopped off at McDonalds on the way home!

Posey food by Snipperino April 28, 2015

Poser Foods 

Fake vegetarian food alternatives similar to meat products.

Person #1: Are you having chicken? I thought you were a vegetarian.
Person #2: I still am. This is one of those poser foods.

Poser Foods by Megan the Vegetarian July 29, 2007