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Poseidons Kiss

When you do a shit and the plop sends a small dollop of cold water up that kisses your anus.
Friend: You ok in there? I heard a little yelp.

Me: Yeah, just a little Poseidons Kiss
by dunkinnuts April 2, 2019
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Poseidons kiss

The act of taking a heavy shit and upon the load hitting the water it splashes up on to your arse
Christ that Poseidons kiss was cold after my morning shite
by Zack_0700 June 21, 2018
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poseidons kiss

Dropping a log on the toilet and the water splashes back up onto you
Uh oh, I just got a Poseidons kiss
by Lifnfnfnfnfnsjahahhaga October 13, 2023
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Poseidon's Kiss

When water splashes up from the toilet onto your butt from your poop dropping into the water.
Upon defecating, Alex felt the cool wrath of Poseidon's Kiss as it grazed his buttocks.
by billypilgrim3000 October 17, 2012
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Poseidon's kiss

When you begin to shit in a toilet, and the water splashes up and touches your butthole.
I jizzed when I took a shit and got a Poseidon's kiss.
by Dickbutt July 13, 2012
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posiedons kiss

When you're taking a dump and the toilet water splashes up and gently kisses your booty hole
I sat on the toilet earlier and as soon as that turd dropped I felt posiedons kiss to ensure me that my gift to the sea was recieved
by Josh Sparkles March 7, 2017
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Poseidon's kiss

When you drop that dark brown nut loaf and the toilet water splashes up, Cooling off that burning ring of yours.
That Poseidon's kiss really soothed the ache from last nights curry.
by Primal Blue. January 8, 2016
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