Poseidon's revenge

A sexual act involving two partners, a diving board, and a pool at least 7 feet deep. The receiving partner is in the water, with their orifice of choice facing upwards and above the water. The other partner climbs the diving board, jumps off, and penetrates the other in the water. Whether you hit or miss, this is guaranteed to be quite an experience for both of you.

"Babe, I love you and all, but I wanna spice things up, sexually."

"You want spice? I will give you Poseidon's revenge with full force, how's that for spice?"

Poseidon's revenge by nochilliam August 27, 2016

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Poseidon’s revenge

When you shit and the toilet water bounces back

Oh my god, i just had a Poseidon’s revenge

Poseidon’s revenge by toddyschmeckles November 23, 2024

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Poseidons Revenge

When someone is kneeling down giving a guy a blow job in the shower, he then proceeds to shoot his hot sticky load in both of her eyes, then he bails out, turns the cold water on, and laughs his ass off.

(Guy) Dude, I totally poseidon revenged that girl from the bar last night.

(Girl) I was so pissed when Tyler Poseidons Revenged me last night. I had so much cum in my eyes I was crawling around like a mummy because I couldn't see.

Poseidons Revenge by d-blip April 7, 2008

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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