Porxo 

Boom.

Guy: Dude look it's Porxo
Porxo: DID SOMEONE SAY MY NAME?
Guy: NO--O DON..
*Gigantic explosion*

Porxo by cocksrgreat February 3, 2017

chief box-a-porno 

Chief Box-a-Porno was the leader of an obscure group of nomadic masturbators in the late 1990s. Being of little means, they spent most of their time scouring the land for the bare necessities like food, warm shelter and discarded pornography. "The Chief" was well known for his quality stash which he carried with him at all times. During the colder winter months, The entire tribe would often time spend weeks in my Mom's basement jacking to the Chief's fabulous collection. The group disbanded in the mid 2000s due to the "Great Tissue Shortage" of 2004.

Wow, that Chief Box-a-Porno was a great leader...What more can you say about that fucking guy?

chief box-a-porno by Pete Negwaski! October 4, 2017

porco dio 

The most powerful italian imprecation, to call God as a Pig. It's an expression increasingly used in Italy.

Anyway it's the most used in Italy, and it's one of the main words that a foreigner learns when he comes in Italy, together with "ciao", "arrivederci", "caffè"...

There are many reasons to use it:
- a pain after an hurt ("porcoddio che male! - porco dio what a pain!");
- an exclamation of surprise ("porcoddio che spettacolo! - porco dio what a show!");
- an exclamation when you are doing a job that doesn't works ("eee porcoddio guarda se sto cazzo de chiodo entra ner muro! - eee porco dio look if this shit of nail goes in the wall!").

porco dio by erventresca August 31, 2012

Porno mood swing 

After shooting your wad to porn, you quickly switch from a horny mood to a disgusted mood.

Porno mood swing:

(Watching porn) Oh yeah! Give it to her! Yeah let me see that tight ass! (Ejaculates) What the fuck am I watching? Don't treat her like that. She's somebody's daughter. Go get a real job you sleazy a-hole!

Porno mood swing by rogerthewhale January 9, 2013

porco dio 

A real common italian interjection, it literally means "God is a pig".

Mostly used in northern Italy, but known and understood everywhere.
Due to its blasphemic nature, it may be disturbing for some people hearing this, especially Christians. It's not advisable to insert a "porco dio" into a sentence if you don't know well the person who you're talking at.
It has various forms and variations, like "orcoddio", "dio porco", "dio maiale" ecc... and every form is also customizable on your personal preference ("Porco dio bastardo cane e la madonna puttana" is a way stronger and powerful exclamation)
It's an all-round imprecation, usable in almost every sentence you can think about:

1) Expressing annoyance - "Ma porco dio la smetti di scassare i coglioni?" ("Porco dio can you please stop trying to smash my testicles?")
2) Expressing surprise - "Luca porco dio guarda quella che tette!" ("Porco dio Luca did you see that booby girl?")
3) Expressing pain - "Aaaaah! Porco dio che male!" - ("Aaaaah! Porco dio it hurts!")
4) Nothing at all, put into a normal sentence just to let the people around you know who's the real alpha male - "Ciao Enrico come stai, porco dio?" - ("What's up Enrico, porco dio?")

porco dio by Ravenholm July 28, 2015

porkogomy 

When a savage Jew is fanging zesty bant

Wow, Matthew what porkogomy!

porkogomy by porkypork May 18, 2016

the new pornographers

The New Pornographers are a Canadian indie rock/power pop band. They are really awesome, but unfortunately, not too many people outside of Canada and the US know who the hell they are. Yet.

They're kind of strange at first. They take a few listens, but its worth it! Cause their music is sweet and it makes you happy.

Me: Have you listened to The New Pornographers? They're pretty great, you should check them out.
Random guy: ROFL!!1! WTF, you said PORN!!! HAHAHA!
Me: stfu.

the new pornographers by caitie b April 29, 2008