Portuguese Man of War 

To place ones unshorn hot sauce laden scrotum onto the face of an unsuspecting individual.

Paolo lost sight in one eye when Balltesar discovered the portuguese man of war.

Portuguese Man of War by Masochist Tea Bagger July 10, 2010

Portugese Man of war 

This shit right here is when you make the saix in a bath tub, or pool.Request to be on the bottom and while your lover is hittin' that shit you leave leave a heapin' pile of doo-doo in the basin of the tub.

While Mike and Zach were bathing Mike felt a sexual urge, Zach did not, but Mike forced him to perform anyway.To reap sweet revenge Zach let his bowls loose and produced a most fabulous Portugese Man Of War in Mike's bath tub

Portugese Man of war by Jizack February 18, 2005

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016