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Port Lincoln 

Although Lincoln is the seafood capital of Australia and home to many rich and successful people, fuck its a shit hole. way too many fucken drop kick ice heads and pedophiles aye. The high school smells like weed and even the good kids smoke. the place has the second to biggest crime rate in south Australia and all the crime is committed by ghetto 13 year olds. In Lincoln to be cool you basically need to get pissed and have mad sesh's every weekend. There is jack shit to do here other than go to maccas, but you can't even do that because you'll probably get bashed in there or be there when the place is getting mobbed by a bunch of 12 year olds again.
"oi where you going this weekend? i forgot"
"port lincoln"
"yuck i heard their maccas got mobbed by preteens"
"yeah it did but i'm going for the good weed"
"nah mate too fucked for me aye"

Port Lincoln 

Is a smelly shit hole and no one has clean lungs
Person 1: Oh hey you live in Port Lincoln?

Person 2: yes

Person 1: I feel sorry for you

Port Lincoln 

1. A town located in the Eyre Peninsular of South Australia.
2. A "hole"
1. "Have you ever been to Port Lincoln? I hear the beach is nice in Summer."
2. "Wow man, I live in Port Lincoln." "A hole?" "Yeah man."
Port Lincoln by ShiroChan March 7, 2011

Port Lincoln Crop Circle 

When a group of mates gather in a circle each facing the same way around the circle, front to back, drop down to a crouch, and shove an ecstasy tablet up the arse of the person in front. Then when all the pills are shelved, turn into the middle of the circle, touch fingers and say "E.T. Phone Home!"
"Me and Lockie had some mates around last night for a Port Lincoln Crop Circle. It was pretty Loose ay"