Porridgian 

1. One who eats or promotes the benefits of eating, porridge.

2. Person or group who vigorously extol the virtues of a healthy diet

'Chocoflakes for Ken? you've got to be joking! he's a dyed in the wool porridgian'

'There they go again, the old porridgian's trying to convert us to a healthy lifestyle'

Porridgian by CollegeOfWords November 18, 2020

Porridging

When you continue talking in a conversation, you feel and or realize, as you keep talking, you should have already stopped.

I was talking to a friend of mine in front of our coffee shop, having a cigarette, and some guy started porridging thinking I was pregnant. Stupid... it's winter weight.

Porridging by Zachariah Langley 13 January 22, 2018