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A noun replacing "penis". Occurs when penis is only good for watching and enjoying porn.
"If you don't stop watching 'arma-get-it-on' your penis will become a pornis"
Pornis by Ian Dunn March 14, 2009
the way that vanessa thinks that "promise" is spelled.
i'll be back later, i pornis.
pornis by ohhh cameron g February 28, 2008
A male porn star has a Pornis. It is not the typical size and shape of the average male penis, therefore the name: Pornis.
Woah! The dude standing next to me in the bathroom totally has a PORNIS! He must be in the industry!!
Pornis by Sticks66 December 16, 2021

pornesian parrapio 

Jin: What’s your name

Joonie: PoRnEsIaN pArRaPIo
pornesian parrapio by Yeetgang October 29, 2018

Pornicating 

1.Getting off to someone’s pics/vids that you have met online or subscribed to their site,while dating someone else.Especially someone you could actually end up with.
My girlfriend accused me of pornicating and all I did was talk to someone else.
Pornicating by 93 yourcultleader93 October 22, 2020
I feeling of discomfort in your face, to the point that your eyes bulge and your face crumbles up.
"man, that scene really made me ponnish."
"dude, what the fuck is wrong with your face!"
"hey man, calm down, that is just something that happens to people."
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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