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A crafty man with dark, slicked back hair and a dark, thick mustache who looks like a sleaze. His hobbies are magic and amateur porn. He always wears a dark blazer, a serious facial expression and has a mysterious look in his eyes at all times. He is always creepy and the sight of him makes you want to cross your legs.
Watch out! That guy's a porngician. If you are not careful, he will pull a rabbit out of your vagina.
by Gretts August 12, 2011
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