Porch Pirates

One or more people that unlawfully enter a property with the goal of stealing newly delivered packages from the doorstep of a private home before the items have been secured.

You Buy It, We Steal It! - Porch Pirates have welcomed themselves to your door

by wise_coinmaster January 2, 2018

Porch Pirate

Person or persons who steal packages off of unsuspecting customers porches or front door areas.

"Man, I just got my shit stolen from a porch pirate"

by DigglerOU812 December 15, 2011

Porch pirate

A person who, ( self explanatory hint), steals your Amazon deliveries right of your front porch.

The term porch pirate may have been invented by Adam Carolla. Why become a porch pirate when you can just loot a California train?

by Sexydimma January 14, 2022

reverse porch pirate

The act of going directly to someone's place of residence and leaving them a package, rather than sending it through the mail. The contents can be anything from a glitter bomb to a legitimate gift.

I'm bored and that prick who stole my lunch last week isn't home, so I'm gonna reverse porch pirate him with my cat's used litter.

by blue_heart February 14, 2023

Romanian Porch Pirate

A young man with a long scraggly beard who joyfully steals packages from upstanding citizens and dresses in traditional homeless Romanian attire.

Jeff: “Hey man, have you seen Colby lately? He’s wearing 3 jackets and a big ass bogan and it’s 96 degrees outside”

Todd: “Yeah I seen him, he’s a total Romanian Porch Pirate”

by Klansman1867 September 15, 2025