Porcelain Cowboy 

Banging a girl from behind while she vomits into a toilet. Best used when said girl is completely hammered.

I gave Cally the Porcelain Cowboy last night. She was so trashed. I was like 'Yippee Ki-ah mother fucker! *smack*'

Porcelain Cowboy by jterry September 16, 2007

Porcelain Cowboy 

When you're having sex with your girlfriend from behind while she's puling in the toilet

i gave my girlfriend the porcelain cowboy last night when she got sick.

Porcelain Cowboy by 32opal February 24, 2015

dirty porcelain cowboy 

Similar to the standard Porcelain Cowboy only you are slamming the drunk/puking chick in the ass while her head is hovering above the toilet.

Kari was hammered and had to puke. I helped her to the washroom like a gentleman but couldn't resist sliding in that ass that was just staring at me while she was bent over hurling. She seemed to be really digging it until the dry heaves started. I almost popped out a couple times during that but stayed on for the 8 count . It was the 1st time either of us had pulled off the Dirty Porcelain Cowboy

dirty porcelain cowboy by Art Izenkowskis March 23, 2024