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Poppy Muffin

A goody-two shoes who tried somking weed but couldnt handle it
SALLY IS A WIMP! SHEs A POPPY MUFFIN
by D-Money April 9, 2003
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poppy seed muffin

The bane of everyone taking a drug test. It can also be used as an excuse for failing a drug test.
Mom - WHY DID YOU FAIL THAT DRUG TEST!
You - Uhhh... I ate a few poppy seed muffins...
Mom - Okay then. Sorry about that.
by UpNeKrNmOaWnNd632093 July 5, 2016
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puppy muffin

a fat walmart citizen, on the scooter with enough muffin top to serve all the street dogs
puppy muffin mama is coming to her puppy muffin baybay
by yodogspjs May 22, 2018
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