poppy cock 

1. A carmalized popcorn treat
2. Utter bullshit
3. A penis that makes popping noises

George W. Bush = poppy cock

poppy cock by Nettled October 10, 2003

Poppy Cock 

A sex move in which the cock is threaded through as many poppyseed bagels as possible. The bagels are then eaten off enthusiastically by another person.

They're having a special on bagels, it's the perfect time for a poppy cock.
The poppy cock is the new missionary in the jewish community.

Poppy Cock by CocksAndHope November 18, 2014

poppy cock 

it means crap in a polite way

John:do you have the car keys?
You:poppy cock
John did you lose my keys!!!!!
You: ...

poppy cock by by Anonymous. August 7, 2022

Poppy Cock 

An erection that is happy.

Looking at that chick gives me a poppy cock. Look at it, it seems so happy. *tear*

Poppy Cock by Salad Time January 2, 2009

Poppy Cock 

This happens when I see your MOM!!!

Oh yeah!! Your Mom gives me Poppy cock!
w00t!!!

Poppy Cock by Don Vito June 22, 2004

Poppy cock 

That one brother-in-law that always makes you laugh with a bag of popcorn

That one brother-in-law that always makes you laugh with a bag of popcorn

"Look at my poppy cock its much bigger looking now..

Who knew a bag of popcorn could look so good.. or so he thinks!

Poppy cock by JENNIFER JETT December 5, 2022

Poppy-cock 

Another way of saying ‘fuck sake’

‘I’ve lost my coat, Poppy-cock’

Poppy-cock by jame🦽 December 23, 2021