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Popeyes Biscuit 

Dry ass bread that will choke u to death if u dont get water...Oh did i mention that kinappers who want ransom use this to gather more information???
Kinapper: Where's the monkey ate

Kyle: Im not gonna TELLL YOUUUUUUUU!!

Kinapper: I have no choice..

Kyle: ???

Kinapper: Ima shove this popeyes biscuit un ur throat...WITHOUT WATER

Kyle: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

popeyes biscuit 

the only thing dryer than your moms pussy
oh GOD frewfjiofnewkfjbwofhwei get me some fuckin water I just ate a popeyes biscuitghewighoghiwhgohqowhfednfkjsxnhskhfdoflksdscsdl fdi AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
popeyes biscuit by DOMISMOD January 27, 2023

Popeyes biscuit 

When you fuck your partner without foreplay
Guy: Babe let’s fuck

Girl: but I’m dry right now.

Guy: So? I’ll just popeyes biscuit it.

popeye’s biscuit 

dry ass piece of bread that’ll have you choking all night bitch
“that popeye’s biscuit was dry as fuck” i know bitch

Popeye’s Biscuit 

the driest fucking piece of bread you ever gonna eat, you gonna be choking harder than ever if you don't drink something
“That Popeye’s biscuit was dry as fuck!” “Pass the water you thirsty hoe!”

Popeye's biscuit 

Dry; Sore; Thirsty (throat)
e.g. My throat feels Popeye's biscuity recently and I kept coughing
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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