Pop Tart

Sugar filled crack puppies, long suspected to be laced with some sort of hardcore addictive drug. Pop tarts are love. You eat them and are transported to a magical kingdom.

WHoooooAAAahhhhh, these Pop Tarts are smashin', my bro.

by ZEEK_WILDE January 30, 2010

Pop Tart

Some one who acts hard but is really soft like a pop tart is hard on the outside but, soft in the middle.

You're a pop tart.

He's a pop tart.

by cigarettecancerman February 19, 2011

pop tart

Actually, the use of "pop-tart" as an adjective for a slatternly pop singer was first coined by Mark Hänser in the Long Beach (California) Union Daily in 1983, first in reference to "Pat Bena-tart" then famously about Scandal's Patty Smyth (of "Goodbye To You" and "The Warrior" fame.)

By Mark Hänser, from the CSULB Union Daily's "finals week" issue of June, 1983:

"Pop Tart (pop tärt) n. 1. A delightful toaster pastry manufactured by Kellogg's of Battle Creek, MI. Often iced, the flaky treat is filled with either yummy fruits or some other sweet, such as chocolate or brown sugar-cinnamon. adj. 2. Patty Smyth, lead singer of the pop-rocking quintet Scandal. Possessing a certain fondness for leather-topped party dresses and long black gloves. Smyth follows in the footsteps of a long line of female perfomers who like to tease as much as torch. syn - Pat Benatar, Suzi Quatro."

by Victor Felix November 22, 2005

pop tart

a high class girl who lacks mental capacity.
flaky on the outside, not much on the inside

#1 "yo who was that hottie you were talkin to last night at the bar?"

#2 "hottie??? lol she was, until she started talking. so dumb i cant believe she could walk and talk at the same time"

#1 " HA! what a pop tart"

by DCinc September 19, 2009

Pop Tart

A boy or girl that is 12-19 years old. Can be used to refer to a typical teenager. The only thing that most kids of the latter age know how to do is cook instant noodles and pop tarts.

That pop tart doesn't even know how to cook and she wants to get married? What a loser.

by bigrigcalibear August 17, 2012

Pop-Tarted

1). A broken or misshapen Pop-Tart

2.) A Pop-Tart unable to be eaten

Damn, all the Pop-Tarts in this box are Pop-Tarted!

by TyD1Carlo June 24, 2011

Pop-Tart

somebody that claims to be tough...hard on the outside and soft inside.

Don't worry about that guy, he's just a Pop-Tart

by Bravo "Dre" Marentz July 5, 2007