Pop-Tarted

1). A broken or misshapen Pop-Tart

2.) A Pop-Tart unable to be eaten

Damn, all the Pop-Tarts in this box are Pop-Tarted!

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Poptarded

When someone is so high, they shove their face full of food in the most idiotic fashion.

Harry: Yesterday Sebastian got really high and ate five drumsticks!

Liam: He looked so stupid!

Harry: He was totally Poptarded

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Dumder than a potato

Colin LeMaire is potarted!

Potarted by Colin Marie September 13, 2018

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someone: omg do u like poptarts
poptartdamelio: DUHH OFC

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To the point where you get so high and so drunk your past krunk. And you crave for poptarts.

"Ya i'm so fucking poptarted"

"Yo what you doing tonight?" "I'm gettin POPTARTED!" "Can I come?"

Poptarted by bminor June 20, 2011

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an individual who is totally clueless in all things pop culture

If you say Tom who? you're poptarded

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to make someone fall drop dead in love with you

Ryan poptarted Christine with his pimp cooter talk

poptarted by xine October 7, 2005

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