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1). A broken or misshapen Pop-Tart

2.) A Pop-Tart unable to be eaten
Damn, all the Pop-Tarts in this box are Pop-Tarted!
by TyD1Carlo June 24, 2011
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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To the point where you get so high and so drunk your past krunk. And you crave for poptarts.
"Ya i'm so fucking poptarted"

"Yo what you doing tonight?" "I'm gettin POPTARTED!" "Can I come?"
by bminor May 21, 2011
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to make someone fall drop dead in love with you
Ryan poptarted Christine with his pimp cooter talk
by xine October 07, 2005
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