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Poptarded 

When someone is so high, they shove their face full of food in the most idiotic fashion.
Harry: Yesterday Sebastian got really high and ate five drumsticks!

Liam: He looked so stupid!

Harry: He was totally Poptarded
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Dumder than a potato
Colin LeMaire is potarted!
Potarted by Colin Marie September 13, 2018

poptartdamelio 

someone: omg do u like poptarts
poptartdamelio: DUHH OFC
poptartdamelio by random hehe April 23, 2021

Poptarted 

To the point where you get so high and so drunk your past krunk. And you crave for poptarts.
"Ya i'm so fucking poptarted"

"Yo what you doing tonight?" "I'm gettin POPTARTED!" "Can I come?"
Poptarted by bminor June 20, 2011

poptarded 

an individual who is totally clueless in all things pop culture
If you say Tom who? you're poptarded

poptarted 

to make someone fall drop dead in love with you
Ryan poptarted Christine with his pimp cooter talk
poptarted by xine October 7, 2005