A posh picnic hamper containing fancy prepared quality foods such as salads, dressings, cous cous, home made bread, home made cake, pimms, prosecco, veggie crisps, homous carrot sticks etc. Never ever served using plastic-paper plates, cups, glasses or cutlery.
Went to the races last week, so we prepared the most amazing hamper. The cracked Lobster, Champagne and Caviarjust made it the ultimate poshnic
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!