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Booze Poos 

A commonly used term in New Zealand to describe the viscosity of ones excrement following a heavy drinking session.

It can also be described as liquid poo.
"Man I had bad Booze Poos this morning, It was like I was pissing out my ass."
Booze Poos by Daniel see. February 21, 2009

Booze Poos 

Similar to the hangover shits, but it rhymes. The slippery painful excrement after a long night of drinking. One of the worst feelings is when you wake up after a long night of drinking and you have that pain in your lower abdomen and you know it's coming.

Trademark: Kt_Tonsils
I woke up the next morning, after a long night of drinking, and had the worst booze poos
Booze Poos by Kt_Tonsils January 10, 2017

stinky poo poos 

the gas that emits from the creepy crawlers in nazi zombies for black ops
watch your b theres some stinky poo poos comin behind you!
stinky poo poos by LaCasa December 6, 2010

Booze Poos 

Similar to a Hangover, Booze Poos is a bi-prouduct of a heavy nights drinking. <sung to the tunes of Blues Clues> "Not Quite Booze and not quite poos, booze poos, booze poos".....
One should also note the slimey texture as its slides/slithers down the side of your toilet bowl...
"Dude, I just had the mad booze poos this morning <insert catchy booze poos jingle>"
Booze Poos by wokboy July 31, 2006

smoky poos

When you smoke a cigarette or some reefer and you're suddenly overwhelmed by the need to take a shit. This can be brought on by all types of smoke and has such remarkable timing that one may say it strikes with vengeance for smoking.
Damn dude I'll be right back, the smoky poos got me.
smoky poos by p-funk February 1, 2006

Fluttering poos 

Intermittent flatulence with loose stools that make an apparent flutter noise as they exit the rectum.
My youngest son Tommy had a case of the fluttering poos after we introduced eggs into his diet.
Fluttering poos by MacDaddyHoff February 18, 2022