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Booze Poos 

A commonly used term in New Zealand to describe the viscosity of ones excrement following a heavy drinking session.

It can also be described as liquid poo.
"Man I had bad Booze Poos this morning, It was like I was pissing out my ass."
Booze Poos by Daniel see. February 21, 2009

Booze Poos 

Similar to the hangover shits, but it rhymes. The slippery painful excrement after a long night of drinking. One of the worst feelings is when you wake up after a long night of drinking and you have that pain in your lower abdomen and you know it's coming.

Trademark: Kt_Tonsils
I woke up the next morning, after a long night of drinking, and had the worst booze poos
Booze Poos by Kt_Tonsils January 10, 2017

stinky poo poos 

the gas that emits from the creepy crawlers in nazi zombies for black ops
watch your b theres some stinky poo poos comin behind you!
stinky poo poos by LaCasa December 6, 2010

Booze Poos 

Similar to a Hangover, Booze Poos is a bi-prouduct of a heavy nights drinking. <sung to the tunes of Blues Clues> "Not Quite Booze and not quite poos, booze poos, booze poos".....
One should also note the slimey texture as its slides/slithers down the side of your toilet bowl...
"Dude, I just had the mad booze poos this morning <insert catchy booze poos jingle>"
Booze Poos by wokboy July 31, 2006

smoky poos

When you smoke a cigarette or some reefer and you're suddenly overwhelmed by the need to take a shit. This can be brought on by all types of smoke and has such remarkable timing that one may say it strikes with vengeance for smoking.
smoky poos by p-funk February 1, 2006

Fluttering poos 

Intermittent flatulence with loose stools that make an apparent flutter noise as they exit the rectum.
My youngest son Tommy had a case of the fluttering poos after we introduced eggs into his diet.
Fluttering poos by MacDaddyHoff February 18, 2022