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Poopy balloon 

When you and a girl rare having sex and you skip it in the poop shoot and you pull out and the condom is covered in poop.
I was with my girl and I slipped it in the poop shoot and when I took it out it was a poopy balloon.
Poopy balloon by Jitamus October 10, 2021
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Poop Balloon 

When you shit and splatter everywhere, but the wipe is completely clean. As if the diarrhea fell in a water balloon which exploded on contact in the bowl.
Dude, I filled the punch bowl, splashed it on the rim and seat, but nothing on the paper!

Damn man, you dropped a poop balloon!
Poop Balloon by murphy_dog March 27, 2019

Balloony Poony 

What happens when you leave the pussy pump on a little too long and your pussy swells up like a balloon animal.
We went a little crazy with the pump and now she has a serious balloony poony.
Balloony Poony by FARTHAMMER December 13, 2021
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