poopman 

Just a guy with a complete lack any sense of
odor or any
hygiene. He
not only smells bad but he also
makes those who
choose to hang around him smell bad.
Many will
argue where
his almost divine ability to smell
odorous comes from but none will argue of how
noxious the smell is.


Note* The usage of the phrase "poopman" will generally cause a redundant exchange consisting of the following:

Person A: Yo poopman!

Person B: Whatchu call me?

Person A: POOPMAN!

Person B: Shut yo mouth poopman!

Person A: No, you da poopman.

Person B: No, YOU da poopman.

Person A: I have class in fifteen minutes. How about we go for another five?

Person B: Fine with me. Poopman.

Person A: Shut up poopman.

poopman by mcmahoj March 31, 2009

PoopMan 

This word is used when you see someone in a near poop eating situation. This word is usually used when a waiter or waitress is about to serve poop to a customer.

Waiter/Waitress: Enjoy your poop my good customer.
Random Person that has nothing to do with the situation: PoopMan!

PoopMan by El Sr. AssPenisFace October 20, 2019

Poopman

Synonymous with Highland/Shetland cattle, particularly when seen on corny merchandise.

"Hey Suni do you see what's on that mug?"
"POOPMAN!"

Poopman by Goongel April 1, 2026

popman

The god of all greatness also someone at my dog

popman praise

popman by Charon7000 October 8, 2020

poormans bigmac

The cheap version of Big Mac from McDonald's. You basically order a Mcdouble ($1) and add big mac sauce and shredded lettuce. The shredded letuce should be an additional 20 cents for some dumb ass reason but basically you have yourself a big mac, without the middle bun. Only sexy people usually order this item.

Jon: Dude, I'm starving!
Daniel: Me too!
Anthony: Hey lets go to McDonald and get some poormans bigmacs.

Sophan: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! (stupid asain laugh)

poormans bigmac by collegebudgetguys March 15, 2010

Popman

Also known as Poopman, Popman is an incomprehensible deity, beyond the likes of Zalgo or Wosh. Nearly nothing is known about him besides his name due to the severe mental retardation exhibited by his followers and the scholars that have tried to unveil his secrets.

Only one recorded trace of him has ever been found, in the last chapter of the Nezperdian Book of Shadows it reads:

"The only Shadow over He Who Waits Behind The Wall, the Shadow hidden in the noxious abyss below the belly of the realms. Chaos be eternal, the being above even the Crimson Lord, visage of man and heart of scat. He remains silent till this day, may death come swift and torture last eternal when he brings oblivion, oblivion to the Mind, oblivion to the Church, oblivion to the man."

The author of this passage is believed to have been damned for heresy as the Zalgonite archives do not show any other discussion of the Shadow over Zalgo.

The cases of mental retardation caused by Popman seem to be infectious, so it is advised to stay away from communities that show signs of worshippers among them.

Chaos be eternal.

popman prase aslo someone ate my dog

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Popman by tea&milk March 27, 2020

poopanion 

A friend who keeps you company in the bathroom while you're doing a poo.

"hey G, I need to go toilet, wanna be my poopanion?"

poopanion by Poopinator October 6, 2013