Poopke

A slow, reflective version of "aw, damn", or "shit". Also as "Oh, well. There's nothing else I can do about it".

I just got called for jury duty. Poopke.

My turkish friend, who doesn't wash his body, wants to sleep on my couch tonight. Poopke.

I accidentally left gay pornography in a gift inscribed to my best friend. And I'm straight. Poopke.

Poopke by Carren Klenke April 25, 2010

poopelicious

1)The clean feeling you have after you poop.
2) A synonym for awesome

1)Boy do I feel poopelicious after that poo.
2)Boy the word poopelicious is such a poopelicious word.

poopelicious by Brother's quotes May 21, 2016

phantom pooper 

A person spontaneously and anonymously who defecates in public areas. The areas are chosen for the greatest visual and olfactory effect upon the observer, for example:

1. Water fountains
2. Public Pools and the Beach
3. Dressing Rooms.
4. Ex girlfriends mailbox.

Also see Poop Phantom

1. " Mommy I want a drink of...WHAAAAAAAAAAA...the phantom pooper...WHAAAAAAAAA! "

2. "Great day for a swim...what's that floating by your face? OMG! " The Phantom Pooper had struck again.

3. " Don't these pants look great...whats that smell?"

4. " Phantom pooper? Listen lady I don't care why your bill is late...just pay it.

phantom pooper by Global Feetus April 10, 2007

SHY POOPER 

A person who can't do a number two in a public restroom if they are not alone.

Scotty came out of the bathroom discouraged and distended because the endless stream of gents using the public toilets meant he couldn't do his business. Scotty is a shy pooper.

Shy poopers live in fear of bowel blockers.

SHY POOPER by benthered October 20, 2013

pooped a balloon 

To poop a balloon is to place drugs into a balloon, eat the balloon, cross the border, and poop the balloon out later. This was used on an episode of The Office (US) in which Dwight interrogates everyone after finding a joint in the parking lot. (Episode written by Jennifer Celotta and directed by Greg Daniels.)

I pooped a balloon.

pooped a balloon by beemer052789 August 1, 2008

Pooper Flooper

A Booty ass Fortnite sweat who is 9 and hasn't seen grass before. There are numerous reports of Pooper Floppers going outside and screaming as they aren't used to the sun and because they are confused as to what grass is. they are usually seen at Walmart with fortnite clothing on and buying sweat pants daily as the washing machine won't clean their sweaty ass booty shit clothing fast as they can sweat and ruin their clothing.

Shut Your Booty ass up Elysia you Pooper Flooper

Pooper Flooper by Booty Ass kid July 4, 2021

Pooper Hot

When a woman finds a man so hot she would let him stick it in her pooper.

Woman: Oh my god! Did you see Nick? He's so hot I would let him do terrible dirty things to me. He's pooper hot.
Man: In the pooper? It's still going to hurt you know.
Woman: Irrelevant to his hotness.

Pooper Hot by Balloonchief April 22, 2011