Poop spank 

Telling someone that you have to poop, but really you are going to jerk off.

Bill said that he had to go poop right after seeing the celebrity nude leaks. I bet he is really going to poop spank it.

Poop spank by J-M0NEYS November 24, 2014

Frozen poop shank 

The single most horrifying weapon ever conceived by mankind. The mere mention of such a diabolical utensil is enough to send a sane man hurtling into a downward spiral of madness. The threat of a frozen poop shank is not one to be taken nor delivered lightly, for the second a man starts sharpening his shit in the freezer is the second he has nothing to lose.

Man 1 pulls out a knife and demands Man 2's wallet. Man 2 reaches into his lunchbox and pulls out a frozen poop shank and demands Man 1's wallet, and receives it.

Frozen poop shank by Derpules May 14, 2012

Poop Shank 

(n.) A little-known-of shank made from a dried-out, hardened, and sharpened piece of human feces usually used in prison as a means of defense or attack.

1. Yo, I heard TK got out of da clink early because some dude stuck 'em in the leg wit a poop shank and he caught a bad staph infection.

2. - Yo, you hear about Ravo?

- Nah.

Dude was hittin' the joint late night and some dude stuck 'em wit a poop shank right when he was gettin' 4 all da way.

Poop Shank by Robadelli January 29, 2009

Poop Shank 

The Penis when used for for penetrative sex either anally or immediately after anal sex

Yeah man that chick was all about the poop shank, I mean some times I gotta beg just to get some straight up and down pussy

Poop Shank by 3mta3 December 5, 2014

poop shank 

|poōp shangk| (n.) A shank that has been submerged in feces so that when victim is shanked, an infection ensues.

The prisoner contracted Hepatitis C from a poop shank.

poop shank by T_and_A July 3, 2010

Spanky Mc Poop Smudge

A term to insult somebody who is a loser or a moron

Mark you are a Spanky Mc Poop Smudge

Spanky Mc Poop Smudge by Millettr January 13, 2006

PoopShank 

A weapon used to give someone a really nasty infection. Such as a Tooth Brush Fashioned into a prison shank then dipped into poop. The Toothbrush itself is fairly non lethal but the infection from the Poopshank will be deadly.

"Woman if you don't shut your mouth im gunna stab you with a Poopshank"

PoopShank by killshot a.k.a. yaya February 8, 2010