Poop Tea
When poop has been in the toilet so long it starts to turn the water brown, effectively creating poop tea.
Poop Tea by Aloe Vivid Rue October 22, 2015
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Poop Tea
Greg: "Darce, you should seen the size of the load that come out of me!"
Darce: "Wow, are you ok?"
Greg: "Yea, it was a simple 5 flusher. Poop Tea everytime!"
Darce: "Gotta get me some..."
Darce: "Wow, are you ok?"
Greg: "Yea, it was a simple 5 flusher. Poop Tea everytime!"
Darce: "Gotta get me some..."
Poop Tea by DarbyCrash December 29, 2011
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Poop Tea
A phenomenon that occurs when feces is left unflushed in a toilet until it dissolves and turns the water an orange-ish shade of brown reminiscent of some herbal teas.
I forgot to flush my deuce this morning before I left for work and found Poop Tea in the water when I opened the lid again.
Poop Tea by Silas Schadenfreude February 20, 2017
Poop tears
Poop tears by copybarber March 7, 2012
poop tease
Poop tease, see also pooptease
1. When someone poops on your chest and doesn't have the common courtesy to either a. have poopy sex with you, or b. let you do it back.
2. When you think that you need to shit really, really, really bad. Like you're going to created the biggest turd log in the history of the world and it turns out to be a fart or more dissapointingly a nugget.
3. When you are going out to a bar, club, concert, party, whatever and think it's gonna be a blasty blast but it turns out to suck.
1. When someone poops on your chest and doesn't have the common courtesy to either a. have poopy sex with you, or b. let you do it back.
2. When you think that you need to shit really, really, really bad. Like you're going to created the biggest turd log in the history of the world and it turns out to be a fart or more dissapointingly a nugget.
3. When you are going out to a bar, club, concert, party, whatever and think it's gonna be a blasty blast but it turns out to suck.
1. "That broad was a total poop tease, she dropped a cleveland steamer on my chest and bailed."
2. "My asshole hella poop teased me last night, i didnt even hafta wipe."
3. "Seeing Black Sabbath during Ozzfest was a total poop tease."
2. "My asshole hella poop teased me last night, i didnt even hafta wipe."
3. "Seeing Black Sabbath during Ozzfest was a total poop tease."
poop tease by ultimate poop tease sweeney April 2, 2007
Poop Tease
Probably the inspiration for the poem:
Here I sit broken hearted
Came to shit and only farted.
I went to the bathroom to shit, but it was just a poop tease.
Here I sit broken hearted
Came to shit and only farted.
I went to the bathroom to shit, but it was just a poop tease.
Poop Tease by poodlewhacker July 19, 2009
Poop tears
When you tear up while taking a dump. Usually it's a hardy, satisfying poop that makes you have poop tears.
Poop tears by Ogre man June 12, 2016
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