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Poop Poker 

Someone that likes to poke at their own or other's poop
"Jerrica, dont be such a poop poker!!!"

"WHAT?!?! Its totally normal!!!"
Poop Poker by HAHAHKAYE August 22, 2011
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poop poker 

A male who achieves orgasm by placing his male copulatory organ inside the rectum of another. Because feces and other defecal matter exit through the rectum the term "poop poker" has been used to describe someone who engages in this type of sexual activity. Poop poker often refers to homosexual men, but can be used to describe anyone who participates in anal sex.
None of the other guys would sleep over at Marty's because they knew he was a poop poker.
poop poker by cbiscit October 9, 2006
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The art in which one must deficate while in the process of playing pokemon. Most oftenly occuring at Poke'Parties. The term derives from the legendary Mitchell Faulkner. Scholars still are unsure of how he discovered this art. By sitting on the can whilst removing fecal matter from your lower intestines and playing pokemon at the same time. This is very effective time management as you utilize valuble training time.
Bob: Dude... I gotta dump something fierce but I'm in the middle of training my lvl 97 Bidoof!

Bill: Just play while your doing it dude? The Poke'poop exists for a reason.
Poke'poop by Pokemon Master14 December 30, 2007

poopoker 

doing a lad up da ass
poopoker by jamie March 19, 2003
A Straight Guy's Penis Used To Get Into Hot And Heavy Intercourse
I Gave The PoonPoker To Alan, Kevin, Ysh ,And Jeff All At The Same Time.
PoonPoker by ERHS RHINO November 4, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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