Poop Draft Share definition Flag The sudden breeze from a bathroom after a person opens the door when finished pooping. Usually resembles the smell of poop. Did you get the poop draft when I came out of the bathroom?Yea, I almost passed the fug out. Poop Draft by ShawnDiesel October 18, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Poop Draft mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch