poop cup 

a container filled with excrement--used as a practical joke or revenge tactic.

Place a poop cup in a well concealed spot to ensure longevity and sustained satisfaction.

He never expected that poop cup behind his couch. You should have seen his face when he walked in--priceless.

poop cup by Blacks February 28, 2007

Poop Cup 

A cup full of poop which is hidden in a victim's dwelling or vehicle to inflict revenge and instill fear in the heart of said victim.

That bitch keyed my car, so i poop cupped hers.

Poop Cup by The Chateau Corner January 23, 2009

poop cup 

Farting into your cupped hand and then quickly swinging your hand around to a friend's nose like a ladle, carrying with the true essence and concentrated stink of your nasty fart. Share your strong fart with one friend instead of allowing it to weakly dissipate in the room.

"Take this!" (poop cup unsuspecting friend)

poop cup by Abraham Metzger January 9, 2009

cup a poop 

The act of harvesting the gaseous emissions of one's rear end within cupped hands in order to convey it to the unwitting victim's face intact and "fresh". Usually done with the accompanying phrase "Merry Christmas, Beee-atch"

Tarquin leant towards Jeremy on the comfortable sofa and started to whisper in his ear, suddenly he withdrew his hands from behind him and cup a pooped the startled Jeremy "Merry Christmas bee-atch" he bellowed "get some of that dog's egg my son".

cup a poop by Michael Cluskey October 6, 2006

poop in a cup

it's poop... in a cup, duh
used to show extreme stench or suck-ass ness

This bananna is worse that poop in a cup.

Bemm-Bemm smells like poop in a cup.

poop in a cup by gaylord focker February 15, 2005

Poop in a cup

An insurance phrase when something is a bad outcome

Poop in a cup, my claim has been declined.

Poop in a cup by yes yes no no March 31, 2026

cuppa poop

when someone farts in their hand, or a cup (cup is better), then puts it over someones nose

my sister was asleep until i cuppa pooped er, she was pissed off, especially as i had eaten egg

cuppa poop by LouiseKatie March 15, 2007