Poop Check 

When you go to the bathroom and you check to see how much poop is on your piece of toilet paper from the first wipe, so you can determine how many more times you need to wipe.

*In head*

This piece of toilet paper doesn't have any poop on it.

Looks like I poop checked for nothing

Poop Check by A Platypus August 7, 2009

Poop check 

When you roughly shove two of your fingers into the anus of another individual, its a game of who can scream the loudest.

"Demi totally got poop checked this morning, she fucking screamed"

Poop check by pornhub2000 April 2, 2019

Poop Check 

When paid hourly, the final check of the year received after having the dedication to take a 15 minute poop every shift of said year.

"Dude, I can't wait till Friday. I'm going to buy myself a Christmas present with my poop check. "

Poop Check by Spike Speedwrentch December 4, 2013

poop checker 

someone who inspects diapers for poop.

Dan volunteers as the poop checker at the senior's home on weekends! He loves checking poop!!!

poop checker by turd fergussen January 8, 2004

Poopchucks 

The fecal weapon created after taking your dog's warm turds, placing it in a bag, tying it off, and applying some mean twirls.

Fido, if you don't hurry up and get back in the house, I'm going to use your own crap against you with these poopchucks.

Poopchucks by Zachakack Pelt A. Shot October 14, 2008

poopchuck 

V: When one experiences vomiting and defecation simultaneously, usually in a violent manner as a result of illness.

I got some terrible food poisoning last week, I spent all night in the bathroom poopchucking.

poopchuck by notfeelingwell January 25, 2011

Poopchuckle 

The act of putting a tube in your rectum and putting the other end in someone else's and taking a diarrhea dump while both giggling hysterically as the poop is being transferred from ones anus to another.

"Hey Mr. Simms tonight you and I are gonna poopchuckle."

Poopchuckle by Greg Simms February 14, 2017