Mr. Garrison: "Yeah, I tell you, boys, women can kill. Poontang's expensive. That's why when it comes to chicks, I just screw 'em and leave 'em. I say, ‘Get out of my bedroom, poontank, before you suck my life dry.’"
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A larger lady who dresses in the clothes that would fit a hot female but is repulsive due to her size, desperation and being a bit common.
A larger lady who dresses in the clothes that would fit a hot female but is repulsive due to her size, desperation and being a bit common.
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