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poo spew 

When toilet water spews up and nails the crack of your ass.
10 point splash from a mighty ass bomb.
I sat on the toilet trying squeeze out a big shit, when it let loose and hit the water causing a poo spew. The water came back up and hit me in the chocolate star fish, lifting me off my seat.
poo spew by Doodie KaKa July 6, 2006
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Poo Spew 

When a person uncontrollably vomits and shits simultaneously.
"Oi James! I heard Andrew pulled a ' Poo Spew ' last night at Beth's 18th!!"
Poo Spew by Hazpot August 11, 2016
It's when you have a sloop wet shit and bits of organic matter are visible and describable.
Catherine made a spew poo and looked into the bowl and forget she ate corn lat night.
spew poo by AdolfStalinKhanMalema November 29, 2015

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026