Poo in the loo 

An indian person. Likes to shit in the street instead of the toilets.

Look at that pajeet, he's poo in the loo-ing.

Poo in the loo by SandyLirarn April 8, 2021

Poo-In-The-Loo 

A man of the black persuasion who works in a nightclub's toilet selling 'splash' (eau de toilette) to help customers in getting 'gash' (women) - usually initiating chants such as 'no spray no lay, no spray no lay' or 'freshen up for the poonani, poonani, poonani.'

That poo-in-the-loo smashed out some quality chat last night...'no paco rabanne, no touchy your bananne.'

Poo-In-The-Loo by LordWillberforce May 23, 2011